Matwus

I have always prided myself on my clear pronunciation, enunciation and diction (ho ho) but as I’m a bit coldy at the moment (it’s winter alright!) I had quite a painful conversation with Mr Can, my friendly taxi driver, explaining that I wanted him to pick Magnus and libby up and deliver them to my house. Poor mags turned up at the airport to find a sign for Mr Matwus! He he – I think it suits him – especially after the poor performance at dinner when he went bright red and had tears streaming down his face after his chicken with cashew nuts! I didn’t think there was any chilli in that particular dish! Wish I had it on video for his Kodak Moments.